What follows is a brief encounter between an Fundamentalist (F) and a Presbyterian (P) on a Sunday afternoon while the Fundamentalist was out on visitation.
F: If you died to day do you know where you would spend eternity?
P: Yes, heaven.
F: How do you know that?
P: Because Jesus Christ died for my sins and rose again the third day.
F: Where do you go to church?
P: First Presbyterian Church, the oldest church in our town.
F: That’s nice. We would love to have you visit our church!
P: I appreciate the invite, sir. Where do you attend?
F: Grace Independent Baptist Church! The only Fundamental church in our town.
P: I’ve heard of your church, your Pastor preaches on the local AM radio station doesn’t he?
F. Yes. Our pastor if a man of The Book! As a matter of fact he just preached a message this morning and mention that the KJV is the only, inerrent, inspired Word of God in English and how it is under attack in the world today. I’ll get you the tapes if you’re interested.
P: No thank you. I am not a King James Only advocate. Read the rest of this entry »